Today's Agenda: "Is the Meaning of Life Just a Series of Coin Flips?"
Members arrive, coffee is poured, and the existential crisis commences.
Discussion on whether life has any inherent meaning or if it's just a bunch of random events. Possible topics:
Discussion on the existential implications of flavor profiles and sugar content in modern soft drinks.
Wrap up the existential crisis, make some small talk, and wonder why anyone would ever choose a different career path.
See you all at the next meeting, when we'll discuss "The Futility of To-Do Lists"!